Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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