I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize