Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
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