So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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