I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Randomize