You really coming over, don't trick.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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