I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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