Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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