Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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