I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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