would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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