I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i barfeds in our rink
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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