i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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