that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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