Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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