So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
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