How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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