CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I am naked and annoyed.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
