You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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