Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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