I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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