My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
There's even glitter on my cock...
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