Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize