i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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