I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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