Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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