I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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