Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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