Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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