Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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