Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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