If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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