My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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