We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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