I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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