your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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