Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Randomize