if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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