It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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