I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
