So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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