I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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