I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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