You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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