There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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