Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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