And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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