well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
being pregnant is like rehab
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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