Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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