IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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