I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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