just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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