Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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