your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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