just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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