I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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